The only problem with not being a videogame character is the fact that as a highly-skilled martial artist, you can kick your toe off. Yeah, this comes with the territory as someone who attempts to strike the spleens forcefully from the torso of an opponent using your foot, but when the little Piggie that was supposed to stay home is dangling by a flap of your flesh and your toe knuckle is popping its head out to say hi, it’s cool to chill and take a siesta.
I’m always fascinated in these horrific moments, so Layzie The Savage forced Uriah Hall into the passenger seat of his vehicle, stuck a camera in his face and we all ended up having a deep discussion.